If you can read this I must be drunk - Thong

IF YOU CAN READ THIS I MUST BE DRUNK - Sexy black or red thong! Drive any man crazy with this comfortable, sexy af thong bikini / g-string. When any horny straight male sees these sexy panties, he will blow his nuts before taking advantage of your drunkenness! They also make a great gag gift for a Bachelorette party, Anniversary, Bridal shower, Christmas present, Birthday present or Wedding gift. Or a gift for yourself and one in which the man thinks they are actually a gift for him! Win/Win

Description:
Double needle satin trim fold over
Elastic waistband and thong back
Low-rise silhouette
95% combed and ring-spun cotton 5% spandex, 5.9 oz.

Image printed on the front.

Production and Shipping:
All our thongs are made to order, so please allow us 3-5 days before we ship it out... so don't get your knickers in a twist!

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IF YOU WANT A CUSTOM DESIGN, JUST LET US KNOW. DON'T BE SHY!