God Makes Me Wet Tube Top, Funny Crop

God Makes Me Wet Funny Tube Top, cropped tee. Sexy, religious (not!), blasphemous, disrespectful and funny, this is great for anyone with a sense of humor and doesn't give a flying fuck about God or any damn religion. So come on all you atheist Satanic Pagan bitches with no morals, this is for you! Go forth and offend the easily offendable snowflakes out there. It's great fun!

Made from a super comfy blend of 90% polyester and 10% spandex, this top is all about breathable comfort.

This bandeau top has got your back, quite literally. With its mid-length and super stretchy support, it keeps everything in place, so you don't have to worry about any wardrobe malfunctions. It's a real confidence booster!

Pair it with high-waisted jeans and a coat for a casual chic look that screams stylish and glamorous. It's cropped, slim fit, and light as a feather, making it the perfect go-to for beachwear or everyday wear during spring or summer.

Grab your beloved denim shorts or any bottoms of your choice, and this top will effortlessly elevate your outfit for any occasion. Whether you're hitting the gym, hitting the church (doubt that!), going about your daily routine, or stepping out for a special event, our Women's Tube Top is a wardrobe essential that you'll reach for time and time again.

So, what are you waiting for? Embrace comfort, style, and versatility all in one with this must-have tube top. 

Please check the SIZE CHART in the listing images before buying.

Washing instructions:

Hand washable and machine washable, do not soak for a long time, do not bleach, wash solution temperature should not exceed 45ºC.

Note: I use different print facilities to make different products for me. Most of my products are made and shipped from the USA. This product is made to order by a print on demand company in China. Turnaround time is usually just 1 to 4 days and shipping time varies for different countries. To the USA, the average shipping time is around 5 to 12 business days. Faster for European shipping times, 3 to 7 days for the UK for example. If you order different products from my store, say for example a mug or a shirt, they come from different print facilities in the US and will arrive on different days usually. China products take a bit longer to arrive.... so don't get your knickers in a twist!

Image printed on the front.



Length (cm/in)

1/2 Top Width (cm/in)

1/2 Bottom Hem (cm/in)

S 22/8.7 36/14.2 30.5/12
M 23.2/9.1 38.5/15.2 33/13
L 24.4/9.6 41/16.1 35.5/14
XL 25.6/10.1 43.5/17.1 38/15
2XL 26.8/10.6 46/18.1 40.5/16

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